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Shipping Meme

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Jul. 9th, 2010 | 11:57 pm
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Gakked from luvscharlie and numerous others.

One True Pairing Ship: No doubts here. Harry/Ginny all the way. She’s the only one that doesn’t take any of his ‘oh, poor me’ crap from him.

Second Favorite Ship: Tougher, but I think Harry/Luna. They’re both outcasts in a way and I think Harry truly finds comfort in some of Luna’s views and her whole gentle outlook on life..

Third Favorite Ship: Really tough. Hermione with a Weasley other than Ron is certainly one. I’ve also become fond of Lily Luna/Teddy..

Canon Ship: Harry/Ginny, there’s just no one else.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Draco/Ginny. Their families hate each other and have for centuries apparently. Draco thinks of Ginny as nothing more than a pennyless slag. Ginny would probably cut her throat before allowing Draco near her if she couldn’t bat bogey him first. Fire and Ice? More like water on a grease fire.

Guilty Pleasure Ship: Draco/Hermione. Two very intelligent people on opposite sides. But, once the war is over? It would take a lot of effort to make it work, but you never know, they might do it.

"I dabble a little" Ship: I like to dabble in femmeslash, so Luna/Ginny is one that I write, often including a threesome with Harry.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Harry with a ‘harem.’ For the most base of reasons. All the different kinds of sex! Also nextgen 'cousincest' fics. So wrong, but so entertaining when well written.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Teddy/Lily. It’s becoming a popular ship but the age difference and Ted’s connection to Harry makes it tough to sell. When it’s done well, though, they make a wonderful couple..

"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" Ship: Hermione/George and/or Fred. She’s a no-nonsense, rule following bookworm. They’re a pair of rogues out to prank the world (a gentler version of the ‘Guy Fawkes’ character in ‘V for Vendetta.’) They could so make it as a threesome..

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Ron/Hermione. They are just so incompatible. I don’t care what Jo wrote, it just doesn’t make sense to me. Also Harry/Draco and Harry/Snape. Please, people.

"When all is said and done" Ship: Harry and Ginny, watching their kids grow and growing old together – with lots of passionate sex.
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luvscharlie

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from: luvscharlie
date: Jul. 10th, 2010 04:32 am (UTC)
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Really? No Draco/Ginny, huh? I absolutely love them when they're well written with no woobie Draco!

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wvchemteach

Agree in many ways...

from: wvchemteach
date: Jul. 10th, 2010 04:45 am (UTC)
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I tend to agree with you about Harry and Ginny and Harry,Ginny, and Luna.

I agree with Draco/Ginny as well... that along with Harry/Hermione makes me want to lose my lunch on my shoes.

I also agree with Ron and Hermione not being really compatible... I think eventually she'd either get tried of his insensitivity or he'd get tried of her constant mothering him to death.

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pettybureaucrat

Re: Agree in many ways...

from: pettybureaucrat
date: Jul. 10th, 2010 03:10 pm (UTC)
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Harry/Hermione are friends, best friends. Maybe there was some hanky panky in that tent when they were alone for 3 months. But married? Hermione represents all the authority that made Harry so miserable most of his life.

They're sister and brother in everything but blood, actually.

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pettybureaucrat

Re: Agree in many ways...

from: pettybureaucrat
date: Jul. 11th, 2010 12:21 am (UTC)
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Well, she may not have been QUITE that shy, but I was joking about the hanky panky. Although I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't cry on Harry's shoulder a few times.

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pettybureaucrat

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from: pettybureaucrat
date: Jul. 10th, 2010 03:06 pm (UTC)
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You're obviously not alone since there's so much D/G fanfic out there. But, they're just such polar opposites that I can't see it happening. And everyone would accuse Ginny of being a gold digger if they ever did get married.

Uh oh, plot bunny.

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pettybureaucrat

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from: pettybureaucrat
date: Jul. 11th, 2010 12:29 am (UTC)
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An interesting idea. Maybe Lucius kept most his money in off-shore goblin banks though.

And even though most fanfiction pictures Harry as rich, other than the reference to his vault in SS, it's never really mentioned again that I can recall.

And Sirius was disowned and probably written out of any Black wills. I guess since he was the eldest male black alive during OotP, maybe that's why he could use Grimmauld Place.

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